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BOYFRIEND  : I feel like exploring you today.
GIRLFRIEND : Haha,that will never happen, I won't allow you.
BOYFRIEND  : WHY?
GIRLFRIEND : I've reserved it for my future husband.
                      (One hour later)
GIRLFRIEND : Darling, I need $500 for some new shoes.
BOYFRIEND  ; Why do you think i should give money?
GIRLFRIEND : Because you love me and I also love you a bunch.
BOYFRIEND  : Sorry, I've reserved alll my monies for my future wife.
GIRLFRIEND  : What the hell !!

BOYFRIEND  : I feel like exploring you today. GIRLFRIEND : Haha,that will never happen, I won't allow you. BOYFRIEND  : WHY? GIRLFRIEND : I've reserved it for my future husband.                       (One hour later) GIRLFRIEND : Darling, I need $500 for some new shoes. BOYFRIEND  ; Why do you think i should give money? GIRLFRIEND : Because you love me and I also love you a bunch. BOYFRIEND  : Sorry, I've reserved alll my monies for my future wife. GIRLFRIEND  : What the hell !!
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Prince Klerf Prince Klerf 20 Nov, 2019
                           THE INSULTGIRLFRIEND : What? Did you just say I'm foolish? BOYFRIEND : No, I did not say that , I drew that.Nonsense ! GIRLFRIEND : No wonder you are so dark,I don't even see you in the night when you turn off the light. I                        think you understand me right? BOYFRIEND : Did you just insult me? GIRLFRIEND : I talked some fuck*n sense into your  ainless head. BOYFRIEND : You are so fat that when you decide to go on a diet, it will result in global hunger. GIRLFRIEND : OMG ! Did you just return back my insult multiplied by 2? BOYFRIEND : Oh no baby , I was only speaking in tongues divided by 4.
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Prince Klerf Prince Klerf 20 Nov, 2019
I have girlfriend in my nation you guy's call it imagination.
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Eknath Eknath 17 Nov, 2019
 चिंटू : प्यार एकतरफा होना चाहिए या दोनों तरफ से?  मंटू ने थोड़ा सोचने के बाद Romantic अंदाज में बताया...  प्यार एकतरफा ही खूबसूरत है,  दोतरफा होने दोतरफा होने के बड़े खतरे हैं,   कभी-कभी शादी हो जाती है...!!!  😄😄 😄😄 
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Rashid Rashid 09 Nov, 2019
Santa - Don't you feel any difference between your bachelor life and your marriage life my friend? Banta - Of course! Before marriage I consider my girlfriend Neeta as the best looking person on the planet earth and after marriage I consider my wife Neeta
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Mithu Ghoshal Mithu Ghoshal 09 Nov, 2019
मेरी बीवी बहस करती रहती है, पर मैं कभी भी उसके साथ argument नहीं करता! क्योंकि मैं वकील हूं, argument करने के लिए ही मुझे पैसे मिलते हैं, मुफ्त में argument  कभी नहीं करता!
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Mithu Ghoshal Mithu Ghoshal 08 Nov, 2019
Girl - Alexa, I want a man as my life partner, who won't tell me lies! Alexa - Then opt for  a lawyer, he won't tell you lies, because he takes money to tell lies!
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Mithu Ghoshal Mithu Ghoshal 24 Oct, 2019
Question - OK Google, let me know about the best treatment of an ordinary headache! Answer - if the present is a male then give him any ordinary painkiller, but if the present is a lady then give her your credit card and tell her - 'buy anything you want!'
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Mithu Ghoshal Mithu Ghoshal 18 Oct, 2019
हर शादीशुदा मर्द की है यह मनोकामना - 'ए खुदा मुझे फिर से अनमैरिड बना दे प्लीज!
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Mithu Ghoshal Mithu Ghoshal 16 Oct, 2019
use code '' this is a robbery '' at shops for a 100% discount 
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
Ok Google : how to answer a personal question without making the person who asked go through 4 layers of sarcasm
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
An easy way to spot an alien: they type with their phones horizontal and they eat pizza with forks 
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
Either you treat your girl right or I'll slide in and do nothing really because I respect your privacy and both of you are adults.
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
If we're walking together and a kid points a toy gun at me I'm going to start acting and if he shoots I'll act as if I got shot.
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
An easy way to spot an alien: they type with their phones horizontal and they eat pizza with forks 
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
it's so sad to hear about Donald trump he's not dead or anything it's just sad to hear about him
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
I'm the thinking woman's man if that woman is thinking '' oh my god he's ugly''
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
Imagine if we weren't on top of the food chain, like imagine going to work fearing that you might get chased by a chicken.
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 08 Oct, 2019
Santa - What are your favourite songs? Banta - Before marriage -'Kash Koi Ladki mujhe pyar karti!' and 'Mujhse Shaadi Karogi gi?' After marriage -'FIR Se Ajnabi Ban Jaaye ham donon'! and 'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag'!
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Mithu Ghoshal Mithu Ghoshal 08 Oct, 2019
When you're born in Russia do they just give you Uranium ? Or do you have to sign up for it somewhere?
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Winstonheller Winstonheller 03 Oct, 2019

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