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During an airfare training, a student asked the instructor, 'Sir, if the engine is stopped due to mechanical fault during the flight, then how long will it take to fall down?' Trainer: Your remaining life!

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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

02 Feb, 2019

One office staff reached everyone at exactly the right time.

One of his friends said to Bose, 'What have your employees done such a thing that they have been so timely?'

The boss said to laugh and said, 'no magic, do not have a chair in my office. Everybody tries to reach the time, so do not stand! '

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Category : Funny Jokes

02 Feb, 2019

New Year's Eve. He was walking through forests. Fog dark Suddenly the sound was heard, 'Biltu'. Bildu: Who? Who speaks Phantom: Do not be afraid I wish the will of the giant. Today, on this happy day I will fulfill your wish. Tell me, what do you want? Boldness got back to the courage. He said, 'I will travel around the whole world, start a train service, so that I can visit all the new year's festivals.' Giant: It is very difficult. You rather want something else. BILTU: Then give me such a power, that I understand the women's mind. Giant: Does train need AC, or non-AC?

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Category : Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

02 Feb, 2019

Talking between two friends Ronnie and Bonnie. Ronnie: Tell me, what is the difference between marrying and marrying marriage? Bonnie: It's pretty straightforward. Ronnie: Oh, do not tell me. Bonni: Listen, the difference is very simple. If you marry, you have to marry your lover, and then marry another's lover in marriage.

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Category : Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

02 Feb, 2019

Bhola Mian has called her lover. He rebuked the beginning lover, this! Why did you send me a letter to the mobile? Could fall into the hands of the father? Bhola Mia: I called you! A female voice said, 'Please, tray letter'. So let's send a letter!

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Category : Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

02 Feb, 2019

After getting acquainted with one girl on the Internet, a boy wrote to him, 'I fell in love with you. Look no further than the whole naked girl.

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02 Feb, 2019

Talking between two friends Ronnie and Bonnie. Ronnie: Tell me, what is the difference between marrying and marrying marriage? Bonnie: It's pretty straightforward. Ronnie: Oh, do not tell me. Bonni: Listen, the difference is very simple. If you marry, you have to marry your lover, and then marry another's lover in marriage.

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Category : Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

31 Jan, 2019

Boy: Hello Mila, I'm not sleeping at all.
Can you talk with me for a while?
Girl: Excuse me. You're wrong.
My name does not match Boy: Did I ask it?

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Category : Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

29 Jan, 2019

A girl suddenly went to a ceremony and liked Taneem.
He went to the girl on foot and walked towards the girl. 'Excuse me, can I get your telephone number?' .

Girl: Find in the telephone directory, you will get it.
Tanim: But sister, your name?
Girl: Name is given in the direction of the guide, fool!

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Category : Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

29 Jan, 2019

Jalil has expressed his love for Mali.
Then Ghadgad said in the voice, dear, how did you tell me?
Molly: You should sing on television.
Jalil: Really ?!
Molly: Yes. In that case, I can at least close the TV.

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28 Jan, 2019

Three statisticians once went hunting for birds.

The first shot fired, the shot went on the right side of the bird.

The second shot fired, the bullets went away on the left side of the bird.

The third person said with a smile, 'huh ... according to the average of the statistics, the balls will be shot on the birds!'

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Category : Funny Jokes

27 Jan, 2019