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Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in...
Wife:I do not think that is going to help...
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

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My thoughts::--
At the age 5 I want to be a student..
At the age 10 I want to be a pilot..
At the age 15 I want to ba a doctor..
At the age 20 I want to be a engineer..
At the age 25 I want to be a child again...
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How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….


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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it
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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, 'I hear sirens. Jump!'
The second one said, 'But we're on the 13th floor!'
The first one screamed back, 'This is no time to be superstitious.'

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! 
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin...Taunting,
he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! 
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Wife At Night: Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?

 Husband: 98, Why?

 Wife: Now Tell Me Why You Didn?t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?
Silence???.. 

Husband: I Couldn?t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory


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Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, 
and it?s getting worse. What can I do? 

Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. 
I Would  also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?
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