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Pappu tappu se
Pappu- Tappu agra chaloge
Tappu agra mein kya hai 
Pappu -pagalkhana


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Category : Funny Jokes

Santa-polise aur docter me kya antar hai
Banta-polish likhta hai to pareshan kar deta hai aur docter likhta hai to thik kar deta hai
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Category : Santa Banta Jokes

Santa-banta ek gilash pani lana pyash lagi hai pani pina hai
Banta-aaj tumhare ghar panir ban raha hai
Santa-kya baat hai panir ka name sunte hi muh mein pani aa gaya
Banta-isi se pani se kam chalao
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Bhikhari-shahab kuck khane ko de do subhah se kuch khaya nahi hai
Santa-panti ghar par nahi hai
Bhikhari-sale khana manga hai chumma nahi
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Category : Santa Banta Jokes

(Santa banta se)
Santa-banta yeh batao dukh hamari shathi hai aur sukh ata jata rahta hai iska kya matlal hai
Banta-are yaar simple hai bibi ghar par hai to dukh hai aur shali kabhi kabhi ati hai to vah sukh hai 
Santa aaj behos hai
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Santa-banta agar tumhe do minut ke liye dhesh ke pradhanmantri bana diya jay to tum kya karoge
Banta-sun santa do minuts mein kuch hota nahi haan magar magi jarur bana dunga
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Santa -suno sabji vale bhaiya yeh nimbu kaise diye

Sabjivala - are kamine thik se baith ke dhekh nimbu nahi santara hai
😛😛😛
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Category : Santa Banta Jokes

Haan hallho kaun 
Mai sita bol rahi hun
Are baap ayodhya fon lag gaya
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Category : Funny Jokes

(Panti pati se )
Bahar gajar ka halwa rakkhi hun khana mat
Pati jakar kha leta hai
(patni gusse se)
Are akal ke dusman kutta ne khaya tha


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Category : Funny Jokes

Mamta- mai kaisi lagti hun
Ajgar-bahut sundar
Mamta-thank you.
Achchh ajgar tum aaj kaal kya karte ho
Ajgar-majak


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Category : Funny Jokes

Santa banta se 

Santa-banta ek baat batao tum kiska kachchha pahente ho
Banta-rupa ki 
Santa -tab rupa kya pahenti hogi
Banta-are yar company ka  name hai mere khochu dost


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Category : Santa Banta Jokes

Techer-ramesh tum ladki ke pash kyon bathe ho 
Ramesh-sir  ji aap hi ne kaha tha ki shanti ke shath baith jao  to sho mai baith gaya
(teacher behosh)
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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher-achchha bachcho yeh batao ganga kahan se nikalti hai 
Raju-sir apko nahi pata ganga sharma ji ke ghar ke nikalkar misra ji ke ghar me ghush jati hai
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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

Ravan keval name se batnam tha
Parantu jo pakde gaye o ram hi the
Aasharam,shivram aur bhi the

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Category : Funny Jokes

Kya batau bhai angrej hamare dada pardada ko parshan karte the 
Aab angregi hume tang karti hai
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Mai kahata hun kabhi bhi koi chij de mat lena
Haan agar free me date de to le lena
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Category : Funny Jokes

(Rekha mina se)
Rekha-mina tum kitni shal ki ho
Mina-sirf bish shal 
Rekha-magar adhar kard me tum chalish ki ho 
Mina-are pagli rate nikal ke 

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Category : Women Jokes

Wife-suno ji mai apke dil me rahna chahti hum
Husband-are pagli rah magar vaha dusri aurato se chhagra mat karna

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Category : Husband wife jokes

Wife-suno ji ekdam such batana mai kaisi lag rahi hun 
Husband-baby bahut sundar
Wife-tum jhuth bol rahe ho na 
Husband-jab tum janti ho to baar baar kya puchhti ho
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Kudhi ko kar buland uchav chadav jaise taise 
Isvar ne bande se puchha abe utrega kaise
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Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Mohabbat ka safar lamba hai to kya hua 
Kabhi tub age chalo kabhi hum
Baad mein ricka kar lenge
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Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Mohabbat ka safar lamba hai to kya hua 
Kabhi tub age chalo kabhi hum
Baad mein ricka kar lenge
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Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Docter-maine jo dava di ti piliya tha na
Marij-sir ji mujhe piliya nahi bukhar hai
Docter -are mere kahene ka matlab dava khaliya tha na
Marij-sir mera name kaliya nahi punnu hai
Doter-aaj bhikh mang raha hai

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Category : Funny Jokes

Hasi bani boliye jamkar jhagra hoy 
Usse mat takrav jo apse se tagra hoy

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(ek bhikhari)
A babu dash rupiya de na babu girlfriearnd se baat karni hai
Aadmi-accha bhikhari ne girlfrieand banaya hai
Bhikhari-nahi shabad girlfrieand ne bhikhari banaya hai
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Category : Funny Jokes

Teacher-salu tum roj school kyon nahi aate ho 
Salu-sir ji hamari ammi kahti hai ki roj roj kahin jane se man samman kam hota
 

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Category : School Jokes

Teacher-rohan 15 falo ke name batao
Rohan-sir ek aam,ek santara aur ek darjan kela
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Category : School Jokes

Beta - Papa  mujhe rajniti sikhini hai. 
papa - Achhcha beta to fir mere hath me apna mukka mar
Beta - hatana mat mat papa ?nahi hataunga
Beta -  ne mara baap ne hata liya
Beta - papa apne bola nahi hatbunga magar 
Papa -  magar varar kuch nahi beta rajniti me apne baap ki nahi sunte
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Category : Political Jokes

Teacher - pappu sabse tej daurne wale janvar ka name batao
Pappu - sir,bakri  ( teacher gussate hua)
Teacher - tumhare papa kya karte hai
Pappu - sir ji dilhi ke don hai 
Teacher - vilkul sahi jawab bakri hoti hai
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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

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