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Wife: How would you describe me?

Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: What does that mean?

Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.

Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?

Husband: I'm just kidding!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Charo aur padhayi ka saya hain, 

Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, 

Hum to yuhi chal dete hai bina muh dhoye exam dene, 

Aur log kehte hain, 

Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki maine nakal karai hai. 

Pappu : Na jee na, hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

Father : Beta result ka kia hua? 

Son : Dad 1 Good News hai or 1 Bad News 

Father : Good News batao 

Son : Mai pass ho gaya hoon 

Father : Excellent, ab Bad News batawo 

Son : Good News galat hai.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Category : Father Son Jokes in Hindi

After Result… Girls Reaction. 

Girl1 (Rote Huve) : phir se sirf 91%. 

Girl2 (Bahot Rote huve) : 2 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ?? 

Girl3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) : Main mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath. 

Girl4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) : Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi? 

After Result… Boys Reaction. 

Boy1 : Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar.. poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha 

Boy2 : Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. Ha ha ha ha ha. 

Boy3 : Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye … warna To band bajj gaya tha. 

Boy4 : Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta..

 

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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

Santa : kaun hai? 

Police : hum police hai , darwaja kholo 

Santa : kyun kholu??? 

Police : Aapse kuch bat karni hai 

Santa : tum log kitne ho??? 

Police : hum 2 hai… 

Santa : To aapas mai bat karlo, mere pas time nahi haiβ€¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜

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Santa bus mai khada tha 

Break lagi to ek ladki pe ja gira, 

Ladki : battamij kya kar rahe ho? 

Santa : Engineering... aur aap??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜

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Pati jaise hi gar se gusse me bahar nikla 

Patni : ab kaha chal diye? 

Pati : jane dena 

Patni : To fir thela sath leke jana 

Pati : Kyo? 

Patni : Raste me agar irada badal jaye to 1 kilo pyas aur lauki lete aanaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Category : Husband wife jokes

Patni Pati se gussa hoke mayke chali gayi 

Pati ne rat ko Patni ko phon lagaya 

Patni : Ek hafta ho gaya phon kyu nahi kiya? 

Pati : Are time hi nahi milta tha 

Patni : To aaj kaise meri yad aa gayi 

Pati : 

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… 

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bas aise hi machhar khun pi rahe the to tumhari yad aa gayiπŸ˜‚
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Bus conductor: Why are you taking two tickets? 

Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.

Conductor: what if you lose both?

Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Teacher ne class mein student se pucha : Naadey ko english mein kya kehte hain..? 

Student : PHD 

Teacher : Kya matlab…? 

Student : Pajama Holding Device….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

A boy said to a girl:-Come in my heart and stay here forever.

Girl replied:-Should i remove my sleepers???

boy,No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!
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Man: How did you compromise with your wife?

Husband: She came to me on her feet.

Man: and what she said?

Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Pati :  Kaash Hamare Ladki Ki Jagah Ladka Ho Jaata 

Patni : Chhodo Jee, Agar Main Tumhaare Bharose Rehti To Kuchh Bhi Na Hota.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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UP me ladka mulayam sinh se : Netaji padhai nahi ho pa rahi hai. Bijli nahi aati. 

Mulayam sinh : Aklesh se bat karke kuch intjam karta hu. 

Ladka : Bijli ka? 

Mulayam sinh : nahi degree kaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Master : How Old is ur father? 

Pappu : As old as I am. 

Master : How is it possible? 

Pappu : He became father only after I was born.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Teacher : aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai. 

Kid : madam, Aap meri fikar mat kiya karo, 

School time pe shuru karwa diya karo.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜
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Category : Teacher Student Jokes

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