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Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm just kidding!😂😜😝
Category : Funny Jokes
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hai bina muh dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain,
Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.😂😜😝
Category : Funny Jokes
Pappu : Na jee na, hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!😂😜😝
Category : Teacher Student Jokes
Son : Dad 1 Good News hai or 1 Bad News
Father : Good News batao
Son : Mai pass ho gaya hoon
Father : Excellent, ab Bad News batawo
Son : Good News galat hai.😂😜😝
Category : Father Son Jokes in Hindi
Girl1 (Rote Huve) : phir se sirf 91%.
Girl2 (Bahot Rote huve) : 2 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??
Girl3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) : Main mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath.
Girl4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) : Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi?
After Result… Boys Reaction.
Boy1 : Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar.. poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
Boy2 : Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Boy3 : Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye … warna To band bajj gaya tha.
Boy4 : Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta..
😂😜😝
Category : Teacher Student Jokes
Police : hum police hai , darwaja kholo
Santa : kyun kholu???
Police : Aapse kuch bat karni hai
Santa : tum log kitne ho???
Police : hum 2 hai…
Santa : To aapas mai bat karlo, mere pas time nahi hai…😂😜😝
Category : Santa Banta Jokes
Break lagi to ek ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki : battamij kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : Engineering... aur aap??😂😜😝
Category : Santa Banta Jokes
Patni : ab kaha chal diye?
Pati : jane dena
Patni : To fir thela sath leke jana
Pati : Kyo?
Patni : Raste me agar irada badal jaye to 1 kilo pyas aur lauki lete aana😂😜😝
Category : Husband wife jokes
Pati ne rat ko Patni ko phon lagaya
Patni : Ek hafta ho gaya phon kyu nahi kiya?
Pati : Are time hi nahi milta tha
Patni : To aaj kaise meri yad aa gayi
Pati :
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bas aise hi machhar khun pi rahe the to tumhari yad aa gayi😂
Category : Husband wife jokes
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!😂😜😝
Category : Funny Jokes
Student : PHD
Teacher : Kya matlab…?
Student : Pajama Holding Device….😂😜😝
Category : Teacher Student Jokes
Girl replied:-Should i remove my sleepers???
boy,No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!
Category : Funny Jokes
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...😂😜😝
Category : Husband wife jokes
Patni : Chhodo Jee, Agar Main Tumhaare Bharose Rehti To Kuchh Bhi Na Hota.😂😜😝
Category : Husband wife jokes
Mulayam sinh : Aklesh se bat karke kuch intjam karta hu.
Ladka : Bijli ka?
Mulayam sinh : nahi degree ka😂😜😝
Category : Funny Jokes
Pappu : As old as I am.
Master : How is it possible?
Pappu : He became father only after I was born.😂😜😝
Category : Funny Jokes
Kid : madam, Aap meri fikar mat kiya karo,
School time pe shuru karwa diya karo.😂😜😝
Category : Teacher Student Jokes